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January 6, 2009

1/6 GAPING WOUND

Filed under: WHAT? — DAWG @ 2:17 pm

I’ve been meaning to write about a show that I watched last week. I don’t watch much TV, but I did last week over New Years. Ax Men on the History Channel is pretty badass. I found myself hooked after the first episode solely because of the intensity. I, being an intense personality, found myself peeing……myself…..with sheer intrigue!!!!!

It actually reminded me that my bro Jim Napier works for Asplundh clearing canopies for powerlines in the Montana bush. He’s the closest thing I know to these fellas and about as ugly……..

 

 

December 29, 2008

12/29 BALLS??

Filed under: WHAT? — DAWG @ 10:23 am

I realize that calling a snowman a snow”man” isn’t P.C. in the first place, we should call it a snowperson…….however, P.C. would be out the window if we just gave them some anatomical additions. Sure, it would be crude, crass, and vulgar….but I’ll take that over P.C. any day.

Get creative man.

Throw something down in the nether-region that makes it definitive. Make it endowed for the love of God…….these “persons” only have a few weeks to live, the least you could do is give them some pride and glory. I’m quite fond of this piece…..

 

 

December 16, 2008

12/16 CHET’S NUTS ROASTING ON AN OPEN FIRE

Filed under: ABIDITION, WHAT? — DAWG @ 7:51 am

Our newest ringtone (which will be available in January for free) is called “Supafly Hottie,” and it got me thinking of my alter ego that sometimes shows up at parties, shows, float trips, bowling, etc.  His name is Shadoob Shadooby, and if you’ve yet to meet the Shadoobmeister, I’ll let you in on some background info; he’s the frontman of The Shadooby Brothers and his ‘fro has it’s own area code.

 

Where am I going with this?????   I’ve found the perfect combo for one of our Christmas shows.  

 

You see, at the Depot in Butte, I wore a Santa suit.  As I’m sure you can imagine, it was a little big.  I’m gonna roll hawt in that motherf*&^er the rest of the way, however…………what if Shadoob decided to show up to one of the next three Christmas shows as Santa and kill two reindeer with one snowball???

 

Here’s an example…..

 

 

 

December 13, 2008

12/13 GET YOUR JOLLYS

Filed under: THE ROAD — DAWG @ 1:41 pm

Between tonight (going to Butte for a show) and tamale (snowblowing the drive and hunting for a tree), there will be plenty of frolicking in the white stuff…too much perhaps.

 

I’m actually checking the MTDOT website now to see if they’re gonna close Homestake Pass or not.  The show must go on, but in this case, it may not.  We decided to leave Mang and the trailer at home and load up our 4 wheel drive trucks and hoof it on our own.  The fact that we just put new tires on today is going to have little value when it looks like this outside…

 

 

 

December 10, 2008

12/10 NEW BENCHMARK

Filed under: TUNEAGE — DAWG @ 7:36 pm

I’ve been to plenty of killer concerts before, but I’ve yet to be at a spectacle like the Nine Inch Nails show……..good God!!  

That show has set a new benchmark for which to judge future shows…not that one should expect anything even close to resembling a Trent Reznor production.  I was stunned and speechless.  F’ING AMAZING!!!!  

Like their music or not, there was no arguing with the sensory overload and tripping the light fantastic. Now that I’ve seen the live show, I will be digging through their catalog with more vigor than before.  I won’t go as far as to say that they’re one of my favorite bands, but I will go to their show anytime, anywhere.

 

 

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